You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...

[michellem]

When it's so cold outside that you gotta pull your scarf over your face, and then feel like you're dressed as an Aiel :P

[Kathleen]

372: When you hear of someone saying what mish did and can only justify it by assuming she will live the day in a bloodbath, or gain much toh. (and then post similar thoughts on FB cause well....it seemed appropriate)

[Masema]

373. When you play slender man and you think you're being chased by a myrddraal

[Panchi]

374 when you hear about a band called red eagles and think if manetheren is back

 

375 when you say do is good for bringing back dm

do is good for bringing back dm

 

376 when you go on writing taint everywhere

 

377 when your biology teacher says spawn instead of span and you wonder if he is shadowspawn

[Ryrin]

When your friend introduces you to her horrible mother and you wonder if she belongs to the Black.

[Leala Sedai]

379.  When you're encounter a character outside WoT and think, "She's so bad at schemes, if any Aes Sedai stumbled across her, they'd just shake their head in pity."

[Shauna]

380. When you see a woman in a blue dress and ask if she is Blue Ajah

[Panchi]

381 your friends call a certain girl tommy because she looks like a dog and since dogs are related to wolves, you ask her if she can talk to wolves

[WolfbrotherKronos]

382. When you are writing the word "Calendar" on the board for your students and write "Callandor" instead.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

383. When your little brother (not Matty) who has read WoT, tells the littlest brother (who has not read WoT but knows all about it anyway) that "It doesn't count - we made a deal, just like the snakes and foxes!"

 

*headdesk*

[Aiel Heart]

384. When you are watching AVPM and seeing possible WoT references all over the place

[Toph Beifong]

385. When you're searching images on Google for a thread/game called "Wheel of Fortune" and you type "Wheel of Time" twice  

[Ryrin]

When you are middle aged and your main goal is to be raised to Aes Sedai.

[Shauna]

387. When your sister introduces you to her horrible boyfriend and you wonder if he is a darkfriend

[AesSedaiGuy]

388- When you call your brother a "Woolheaded Lummox" without a second thought and then wonder why the rest of the family is staring at you and wondering what you're talking about.

 

389-When you categorize people (especially women) by which Ajah you think they would be in, and then use the Assumptions you made to figure out how to better interact with them.

 

340- When you mistakenly share the info in #389 by randomly stating to others that your interactions improved when you realized so-and-so was a Red ... And that is all you say in explanation.

[Aiel Heart]

341. When you have this conversation when one of you is watching Dual Survival:
 

Heart 11:37 PM
remember everyone
"cuddling saves lives"

Kronos 11:37 PM
cuddling saves live
??

Heart 11:38 PM
in hypothermic situations

Cyan 11:38 PM
didn't we learn that from wot? :P

Heart 11:38 PM
XD we did!

[Aiel Heart]

342. When, on the night before your book signing, you're laying in bed all excited because you get to meet Brandon and Harriet tomorrow, and as you fall asleep, you find yourself wondering if you'll ever meet Rand...

 

 

..... No, this totally didn't actually happen to me >.> <.<

[Ryrin]

I was on the treadmill at the gym watching T.V. The weatherman mentioned "The Pattern" and I was not thinking of the weather.

[Shauna]

I was on the bicycle at home and thinking of what I should weave

[Aiel Heart]

245. I feel like I might have posted this one before, but when the song "I See the Light" from Tangled makes you think of Rand's journey/epiphany moment. 

[Masema]

246. When you meet a guy in real life who is your exact mental image of Perrin and you wonder why he's giving you weird looks and you realize that you were staring. 

[Andrej]

247. When you wake up in the morning and the first thing that fills your mind is the last bit of AMoL you fell asleep reading the night before.

[Aiel Heart]

248. You don't realize when you crossed the road because you were reading while walking and got too engrossed in the book... Luckily it was an empty street at the time :P

[Aiel Heart]

249. When you have this convo on Skype:

 

 

Heart

HE'S ALIVE

ok

on to the next chapter

 

Cyan

who is? :P

<.<

>.>

 

Nyan

NO SPOILERS

 

Cyan

oook wait i don't wanna know

 

Nyan

*waves flaming frying pan*

 

Heart

someone

 

Nyan

:P

 

Cyan

:poutyface:

tonks when do ya gett it?

 

Heart

I'm trying to decide if you're cursing or if the pan is on fire

 

Nyan

XD

both :P

[Nyanna al'Meara]

nyehehehe

 

250. When you solemnly decide to adopt "Blood and Flambee'd Ashes" into your cusscollection as a result of this convo.