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You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...


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50. When having a smoke, you stand outside and don't let yourself feel the cold, and it actually works.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love this trick. It's all about knowing where the air ends and your skin begins. I'm not saying I could survive a snow storm, but I can survive standing outside in 4c weather and not shake. I consider that a victory.

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52. when your reading harry potter and someone says "bloody" anything you think OH MY GOSH! wizards read WoT too!

 

ROFL! Win :biggrin:

 

53. when some guy gives you attitude and you call him "boy". And sniff.

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55. If you call your sister "first sister" or your friend "near sister."

 

56. If you say "Time to toss the dice" when you need luck.

 

57. If you say it in the Old Tongue.

 

58. If you've ever called yourself "Roofmistress" or called your husband "Shade of my heart."

 

59. If you've ever tried to Channel to dry your clothes.

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62. If you put colored shoelaces in your shoes to match your DM ajah.

 

63. If you've ever wondered if the Washington Monument was a model for the WT.

 

64. If you've ever said "Bloody Whitecloaks" after a cop pulls you over for speeding or a busted taillight.

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65. If you name your pet poodle Darkhound and get peeved because he only leaves his prints on sand.

 

66. If you have a bubble bath and start calling the bubbles evil and poke'em.

 

67. If you wrap a black towel around your face and tackle your foes.

 

68. If you paint the dragon's fang on your neighbor's door and get arrested for vandalism.

 

 

 

 

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74. You only wear your Ajah's color for days on end.

 

75. Someone annoys you and you think of how much fun it would be to give them to the trollocs.

 

76. (for the women) You call your monthly "The Taint".

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77. You're driving down the road and you see a truck with "Plumber/Electrician/Contractor: Licensed and Bonded" and you have to do a double-take and then pause to reflect on what it means to be "bonded" outside of the context of Randland.

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