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You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...

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45. You complete a task that was making you pull your hair out and you say out loud "i win again Lews Therin"

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42. When you consider whether your favorite characters' names will work with your last name for the purpose of naming your future children.

I will neither confirm nor deny having done this. look.gif

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XD

 

I suppose it is safe to say that:

 

46. You know you're maybe a bit TOO into WoT when, while reading this list, more than half of the entries make you giggle and think, "I'm not alone!"

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48. If you talk to wolves and get surprised when they don't talk back.

 

49. If you go to a strip club and request the sa'sara.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

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50. When having a smoke, you stand outside and don't let yourself feel the cold, and it actually works.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love this trick. It's all about knowing where the air ends and your skin begins. I'm not saying I could survive a snow storm, but I can survive standing outside in 4c weather and not shake. I consider that a victory.

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51. When you spend more time at work on DM than you do working.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeeeeeah, My name is Brian and I have a problem

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52. when your reading harry potter and someone says "bloody" anything you think OH MY GOSH! wizards read WoT too!

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52. when your reading harry potter and someone says "bloody" anything you think OH MY GOSH! wizards read WoT too!

 

ROFL! Win :biggrin:

 

53. when some guy gives you attitude and you call him "boy". And sniff.

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55. If you call your sister "first sister" or your friend "near sister."

 

56. If you say "Time to toss the dice" when you need luck.

 

57. If you say it in the Old Tongue.

 

58. If you've ever called yourself "Roofmistress" or called your husband "Shade of my heart."

 

59. If you've ever tried to Channel to dry your clothes.

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44. If you go around claiming you found the song and it's in your iPod.

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Crackin me up! It's the best one yet!

 

60. You carry around a small replica of the Statue of Liberty trying to cleanse the taint bathroom.

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61. Someone tells you "you're Aiel to your toenails!" *(wonders if the person who said it will see it and remember!)*

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62. If you put colored shoelaces in your shoes to match your DM ajah.

 

63. If you've ever wondered if the Washington Monument was a model for the WT.

 

64. If you've ever said "Bloody Whitecloaks" after a cop pulls you over for speeding or a busted taillight.

Edited by Ahmoondah Sedai

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65. If you name your pet poodle Darkhound and get peeved because he only leaves his prints on sand.

 

66. If you have a bubble bath and start calling the bubbles evil and poke'em.

 

67. If you wrap a black towel around your face and tackle your foes.

 

68. If you paint the dragon's fang on your neighbor's door and get arrested for vandalism.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

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69. When you go through your facebook and categorize everyone as either Warder or put them in an Ajah.

70. When the people on your facebook agree with your categories for them.

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71. When instead of calling a boy who annoys you idiot or duffer or something like that, you call him 'goat kissing trolloc'.

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They knew I am as innocent as the undriven snow. :happy:

She totally used Compulsion. :tongue:

 

72. *points up at quote*

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73. If you go around carrying a shoe lace and ask people to hold it and swear fealty to you.

 

 

 

Nyn

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74. You only wear your Ajah's color for days on end.

 

75. Someone annoys you and you think of how much fun it would be to give them to the trollocs.

 

76. (for the women) You call your monthly "The Taint".

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77. You're driving down the road and you see a truck with "Plumber/Electrician/Contractor: Licensed and Bonded" and you have to do a double-take and then pause to reflect on what it means to be "bonded" outside of the context of Randland.

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Hey Kate!

 

 

78. If you call upon the creator to ask how WoT is going to end and suddenly your computer types on its own: RAFO O_O

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

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793 Your brother changes his Facebook pic to an Oroborus and you think "Hey, that looks like the perfect Aes Sedai Ring"

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80. When you seriously start ponders stuffing some lace inside your collar before going out clubbing.

 

81. When you start falling on your face trying to lean on your imaginary staff at the bus stop.

Edited by Meirgan

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