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Please welcome our new MaA - Fnorrll!

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It is my great pleasure to announce that Fnorrll is our new Master at Arms. Commiserations Congratulations, Fnorrll! :biggrin:

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*Looks over at the New MaA happily*

 

You're no Ewok.

 

Wait, You're Fnorrll!

 

Even better!

 

Congrats!

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*happily dumps a giant stack of paperwork on Fnorries new desk* That is everything that Verb left and I didn't do only the amazing MaA can do :biggrin: Congrats to my new partner in aspie torture loving!

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Ha ... haha ... *snorts with laughter*

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Light!

 

*pulls out a paper at random*

 

"Three Algai snuck into the novice quarters at night...one had pink tail feathers...deal with this. Signed, Elgee, Amyrlin Seat."

 

"The ladies room on the third floor needs unblocking. Love, Adella, MoN."

 

"Please assign three muscular young Manshima to help me areange boxes in my office. Thank you, Mirshann, Keeper."

 

 

Hmmm, i see how this will be.

 

 

*grabs a passing Algai*

 

You- file all this in logical order and summarise all the neccessaries for me :D

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*Pulls up a chair next to Adella* ... I think this is gonna work well *nods*

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*sends a letter from the retirement home*

 

Dear Fnorrll:

 

Congrats and good luck. The retirement benefits are superb here.

 

*sips martini*

 

Can I even put an emote in a letter? Does that make sense? Eh, ignore it.

 

Adella, now you'll know how I felt when a new and energetic partner-in-crime started. Enjoy having your feet up. ;-)

 

*takes another sip*

 

Oops....I did it again.

 

*hums song*

 

Mmmm....Brittney pre-trainwreckdramacrazy.

 

>_>

 

Who are you people and why am I writing a letter?! Meh.

 

Regards,

-Verbal

 

 

P.S. I was told Angelina was a part of my retirement package. Hehe....package. Uhh, yeah. I demand payment! I'll be waiting.....on the couch. Send her in. Kthxbai.

 

P.P.S. Tell Bes I'm here.

 

P.P.P.S. And Jhae.

 

P.P.P.P.S. Just kidding - there's nothing else. Carry on.

 

P.P.P.P.P.S. Thought of something. Angelina in 2 days or there's trouble. That's right, I'm throwing down the gauntlet.

 

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. *throws down gauntlet*

 

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. *on foot*

 

 

 

Ouch.

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Dear Verbal

 

Please accept our sincere apologies for the late delivery of Angelina. There was a mix up in the mail system, and they sent it to Shayol Ghul Retirement Home instead of SG Retirement Home.

 

Regards

Elgee

WTSGL

 

PS: We can't be held responsible for damage during transit.

PPS: Or for what happened during her brief stay at SGRH (the other one)

PPPS: Angelina:

 

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Dear Elgee,

 

That's it. It's on like Donkey Kong.

 

Regards,

-Mad Ewok

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Dear Verbal

 

I tremble in fur fear.

 

Regards

The person with the restraining order.

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Elgee v. Verbal

 

Dear Verbal:

 

You have been identified as a victim in the above-named case. This letter is to inform you that this office has begun bogus prosecution in the above case.

 

As a victim of a heinous crime, you are guaranteed certain rights under chapter 4 of the Eye of the World United States Statutes.

 

One of your rights as a crime victim is the right to request restitution in the event the defendant enters a plea or is found guilty of the crime. The court may order the defendant to pay restitution to you for any Angelina loss you may have incurred as a result of the crime. If you wish to request this payment as part of the sentence, please complete the enclosed Affidavit of Angelina-in-my-bed Restitution and return to location by date.

 

I realize that being a victim of a crime may carry with it substantial burdens. It is our hope to eliminate as many of these difficulties and uncertainties. Please contact our office if you have any questions or concerns.

 

Yours truly,

Ben Dover

Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe, LLP

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Dear Verbal

 

Your lawyer may contact my lawyer. I call dibs on Kivam.

 

Regards

The Not-So-Cuddly Elaida

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wow.... bad timing to walk in...

Oh Congrats Snarly Fnorrll Sir... Oh I have a requistion request..

*hands Fnorrll the request paper*

My old awesome bottomless pit bag was destroyed... and well I need a new one....

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*looks over it*

 

Hmm. *scribbles on a piece of paper and paper clips it to the requisition*

 

"Mother- is this in the budget? He is a worthwile recruit, one of my best.

Fnorrll"

 

Take it the the Amyrlin lad.

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