Should I Change the Title of This Thread?

[Toy and Minion]

A mole is an an animal that burrows in the ground,

Or the spot on your chin that you gotta shave around.

But there's another kind of mole of interest to me,

That's the kind of mole they use in chemistry.

 

Chorus: A mole is a unit, or have you heard,

containing six times ten to the twenty-third,

That's a six with twenty-three zeros at the end,

Much too big a number to comprehend.

 

Say you had a mole of pennies to distribute 'round the world,

Give to each of the five billion grownups, boys, and girls,

There wouldn't he a single soul down and out of luck,

Cause everybody in the world would get a trillion bucks.

 

Or Say you had a mole of paper and stacked it toward the sky,

Paper's awful thin, but that pile would get so high,

It'd reach up into outer space, in fact I think you'd find,

It'd go up to the moon and back, eighty billion times.

 

Chorus

 

Suppose a mole of marshmallows fell upon the planet,

Over each square inch of land and sea, think that you could stand

it?That layer would be twelve miles high and of course block out the sun,

We're talking close to five million trillion tons.

 

Well, maybe we could save ourselves if we all started eatin',

One marshmallow each second, not two 'cause that'd be cheatin'.

With five billion people munching, how long do you think it'd take?

Forty million years and that's without a bathroom break.

 

Chorus

 

But say you had a mole of atoms, would the pile be immense,

Should I say the answer now, or leave you in suspense?

Well, atoms are so very, very small, you understand,

You could hold a mole of atoms in the palm of your hand.

 

So shake a little sugar in the middle of your palm

Now you don't want to spill it, so try and stay calm.

You hardly can imagine and barely realize,

There's more atoms in that sugar than stars up in the sky.

[Mirshann Uuranor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8sZ1DWsAHE

[Talya]

i was here to post....a letter?

[Locke]

I was here to post a Wanted sign.

[Talya]

I was wondering if a parcel had come for me?

[Mirshann Uuranor]

I'm still waiting for my taco.

[Toy and Minion]

You voted taco because you want one?

 

That's a different thread?

 

>.>

 

*runs to order some friggin' tacos*

[Locke]

Well I sent it like ages ago!

[Talmanes]

*didn't vote taco, but wants one anyway*

[Locke]

Burritos are better!

[Mirshann Uuranor]

You voted taco because you want one?

 

That's a different thread?

 

>.>

 

*runs to order some friggin' tacos*

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

And eww. Not "friggin" tacos. The last time I had those I seriously regretted it.

Get some of those new danged tacos instead. Those sounded good.

[mcs0083]

NO BURRITOS! ONLY ONLY ONLY TACOS!

[Locke]

Blasphemy, burritos are win and taste like it too!

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Nope, no good. I'm trying to cut back on win.

It's clogging my arteries.

[Locke]

You can buy more arteries on Ebay.

[mcs0083]

Quesodillas beat ALL! ALL I SAY! XD

[Mirshann Uuranor]

[Locke]

Taco Tuesday Burrito Saturday!!!

[mcs0083]

QUESODILLA QUINSE!

[Locke]

.......Chicken!

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Aardvark!

[hotpocket2006]

How much does postage cost nowadays?

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Well, if you factor in inflation and the way the economy is going....*calculates*...

Two goats and a duck for a book of stamps. *nods*

[mcs0083]

We live in China? :/

[Mirshann Uuranor]

If by "China" you mean "not China", then yes.