[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

[Smiley73]

 

>.>

 

*ring toss*

[Crimson_Ayla]

this reminds me of last week when I searched for dirty mathematical limericks...

 

>.>

 

...why was yoo doing that?

[Crimson_Ayla]

*throws more hula hoops*

[Smiley73]

(To the tune of "There'll Be Some Changes Made.")

Introductory Dialog, spoken by the Professor:

To cover that great theory would be my fondest hope,

Were it not that of this course it's far beyond the scope.

This brings us to the question, though,

Of how much math you ought to know:

Most of it is inconsequential,

But the derivative is essential.

But you oughtn't have trouble, ought you?

If you remember that song I taught you:

The Derivative Song

You take a function of x and you call it y,

Take any x-nought that you care to try,

You make a little change and call it delta x,

The corresponding change in y is what you find nex',

And then you take the quotient and now carefully

Send delta x to zero, and I think you'll see

That what the limit gives us, if our work all checks,

Is what we call dy/dx,

It's just dy/dx.

[Smiley73]

this reminds me of last week when I searched for dirty mathematical limericks...

 

>.>

 

...why was yoo doing that?

 

let's see, dirty limericks come up often enough in english and people were making maths jokes and then I got a link in my head

 

and these are quite raucous

[Smiley73]

http://komplexify.com/math/humor_blue/Limericks.html

[Smiley73]

If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!

 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

[Smiley73]

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

[Smiley73]

Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

[Crimson_Ayla]

Oh dear

[Smiley73]

*throws more hula hoops*

 

*begins juggling*

 

at least I can sort of juggle, not for very long mind you, but I'm learning... slowly

[Crimson_Ayla]

*cheers*

[Smiley73]

There once was a log named Lynn

Whose life was devoted to sin.

She came from a tree

Whose base was shaped like an e.

She's the most natural log I've seen.

[Crimson_Ayla]

I couldn't find juggling balls so I bought mini tennis balls for dogs >.>

[Smiley73]

*cheers*

 

*bows out, stamps around a few times and curls up*

 

nightnight

[Smiley73]

I couldn't find juggling balls so I bought mini tennis balls for dogs >.>

 

for the dogs, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*headdesk*

 

In instances like this I'm quite glad I don't take mafs anymore >.>

[Crimson_Ayla]

*scratches teh Smileyrawr behind teh ears*

 

Night night :)

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Nightsies Smiley :)

[Crimson_Ayla]

>.>

 

<.<

 

Neeeeoooooowwwwwm

[Crimson_Ayla]

*clingies to ceiling fan*

[Crimson_Ayla]

Like you imagined when you were young

[Crimson_Ayla]

When you were young

[Crimson_Ayla]

I said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus

[Crimson_Ayla]

He doesn't look a thing like Jesu-uu-uus