Laughing is good for the soul..

[Little Miss]

I think it's time we get this place in better shape!!

 

Have something funny to share?

 

Even if you can't think of anything, just think about getting to the next level faster

 

*curls up and waits*

[Ikkarus]

Hmmm, I do not have too much of a sense of humor. Well...if you know that Dampfer is Deutsch for steamboat...what can you call a very corpulent person swimming in the water?

 

...

 

A Puddingdampfer. Seriously, that is all I have.

[Little Miss]

EEhhhh.. ^^' Needs a little work..

 

 

I like pudding though ^^

[alannalynn]

Okay, so my stepdad sent me a list of the most effed up jokes of all time, and I'm not going to post the list, because they're definitely NOT PG13, but I will post some that are less-bad... >.> Or, at least, I'll TRY to find some that are less bad. Just don't judge me. You don't have to read them, anyone.

 

 

A Rabbi, an Imam and a Priest are on a boat, sinking fast in the ocean. The Imam says, "Praise be to Allah, we must save the children!" The Rabbi says, "Screw the children!" The priest says, "Do we have time?"

 

 

Why can't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

 

 

Q: What's special about a bulimic birthday party?

A: The cake jumps out of the girl

 

 

 

Okay, so most of the ones on the list I cannot post, but I will FB them if you wanna know, Miss Mentor. lmao

[Mirshann Uuranor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI-l0tK8Ok0

[Talya]

A blonde walks into an electric shop and says "can I buy that TV please" and points. The man says no you can't. So she asks why and he says, because you're blonde!

 

So the Blonde goes home and dies her hair Brown and goes back to the shop. She asks again if she can buy that TV *pointing* and the guy says no again. When asked he says because you are blonde.

 

So she asks how he knows, and he says...Thats a microwave!

 

It was my daughters joke, lol

[ed2funy]

It's an old joke Talya! GET WITH THE TIMES ENGLAND!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Cough*

I present to you, Miss Witch, something to make you laugh.

 

 

<_<

 

 

 

*eyes the crowd and start sweating*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*rustle*

 

:D

That is all.

<_<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LAUGH, WOMAN!

[Little Miss]

15 points to Alanna,

 

5 points to the Monkey in front

 

and 15 points to Mirsh that was AWESOME :P

[Mirshann Uuranor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N7-wRWg7FU&feature=player_embedded

[alannalynn]

LMFAO Goose!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYN4djSq7o

[Mirshann Uuranor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRE2K3x-AY&feature=player_embedded

 

 

 

 

Also this:

[ed2funy]

Wait....what in the HELL is a soul?!

[Little Miss]

When you figure it out let me know kk?

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Eddie, it's part of your shoe. :P

[Little Miss]

I don't think Monkies wear shoes Mirsh

[Mirshann Uuranor]

It could happen.

 

 

*contemplates designing monkey shoes*

 

ETA: Oh look! I found some! :D

[ThorkinBarrimore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGz97dxGHV8

[TheMasterDude]

Note: Limi is able to only give out 50 points per month. So at 50 the next 50 must wait till the next month to give out.

[Little Miss]

TMD - I am still waiting to hear back from Talya on that one, but for now that will work :)

[ed2funy]

Limi...*pushes to the staff board* ;)

[Locke]

[color-#14268F]I feel like I'm too lazy to have a chance at earning points in this as all that is muchly funny must come from outdoor sources, like moose tracks. [/color]

[dgaskill]

Three men walk into a bar ....

 

The fourth ducks.

[dgaskill]

The Fall Ball reminded me of this classic.

 

It seems that a soldier had recently returned from combat. Unfortunately, he had lost an eye in the conflict. The only prosthetic device available was an old fake eye made of wood. Naturally, the soldier was self-conscious about this.

 

Shortly after his return home, his buddies convinced him to attend a party. There was food, fun, drinks, frivolity, merriment of all kinds. Especially dancing. Of course, our soldier couldn't bring himself to ask anyone to dance because of his fake eye.

 

However, his buddies finally found a girl in the crowd with a harelip. They convinced the soldier that a girl who had such an impediment wouldn't make fun of him for his eye.

 

So, the soldier gathered his courage, walked over to her, and asked her to dance.

 

Now this fine young lady had resigned herself that no one would ever ask her to dance because of the harelip. When the soldier asked her to dance, she was so excited she replied:

 

"Oh, would I? Would I?"

 

To which our soldier replied:

 

"Well, screw you then, harelip!"

[RobertA.Jones]

This one's been around a while, but here it goes.

 

A pirate walks into a bar. He has a ships wheel attached to his "manly bits". The pirate walks up to the bar and asks for a drink.

 

The bartender gives him the drink and says, "Buddy, you know you got a wheel attached to you?"

 

The pirate looks at the bartender and replies "Arrr and it's drivin' me nuts."

[Guest BaLefireP]

This one's been around a while, but here it goes.

 

A pirate walks into a bar. He has a ships wheel attached to his "manly bits". The pirate walks up to the bar and asks for a drink.

 

The bartender gives him the drink and says, "Buddy, you know you got a wheel attached to you?"

 

The pirate looks at the bartender and replies "Arrr and it's drivin' me nuts."

 

XD

 

Good one Bram!!!!