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Now someone here told me that Elayne revealed to the Seanchan that the suldam are actually marath damane in their own right.

 

I finished TGS last night . . . but I still haven't read this happening.

 

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Now someone here told me that Elayne revealed to the Seanchan that the suldam are actually marath damane in their own right.

 

I finished TGS last night . . . but I still haven't read this happening.

 

Discuss.

didnt she send some suldam back to the seanchan with adam around their nexks

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Now someone here told me that Elayne revealed to the Seanchan that the suldam are actually marath damane in their own right.

 

I finished TGS last night . . . but I still haven't read this happening.

 

Discuss.

didnt she send some suldam back to the seanchan with adam around their nexks

 

It doesn't seem to have had any impact on their society . . . they're still leashing and allowing suldam to run free.

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Now someone here told me that Elayne revealed to the Seanchan that the suldam are actually marath damane in their own right.

 

I finished TGS last night . . . but I still haven't read this happening.

 

Discuss.

didnt she send some suldam back to the seanchan with adam around their nexks

well the seanchan likely covered it up

It doesn't seem to have had any impact on their society . . . they're still leashing and allowing suldam to run free.

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I'd find Elayne and pretend to be Rand with his appearance masked.  ;)  

 

Jokes aside though, I'd probably find myself a blademaster and get trained up to fight in TG!  Or maybe get trained in the sword and go to a quiet place in the backwoods and live there, and take care of any trouble that ever arose.

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I'd avoided answering this at first, since the WoT world just wouldn't be fun to live in! The only really cool thing I could get there that I can't get here is channeling, and it's unlikely I'd be able to do it, and even if I could, the only place that would teach me is overrun with Darkfriends.

 

But then I remembered the unrealistically favorable body types enjoyed by women in these novels, universal access to birth control, and all the ... um, socializing in inns. It doesn't quite make up for Tarmon Gaidan, ta'verern screwing with everyone's lives, mass starvation, etc., but it's the WoT universe's only safe tourist attraction.

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I think the WoT world would be sweet to live in, only if your in the TR's or nobility/wealthy elsewhere. plus theres lots of hot chicks booze tabac kissin dancin gamblin you can learn what you wish to do fairly easily by asking people who know how to do such things, everythign is pretty laidback the further north you go. Soudns like paradise

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I would go and warn Graendal that Rand was going to punch her very hard in the face.  I'd probably end up being made one of her pets, but she'd treat me rather well at least once I'd learned to stretch my legs behind my head.

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McDamane's.. the service should be good there ;D

 

What about McDa'covale's? Their motto could be "We only live to serve"

or Kandori Fried Chicken!

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McDamane's.. the service should be good there ;D

 

What about McDa'covale's? Their motto could be "We only live to serve"

or Kandori Fried Chicken!

 

:D 

 

Sub Ways, anyone..

 

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Finally, time to tell what I would do. :D This is just post tGS btw.

 

So I'm at home reading tGS when all of a sudden, a gateway opens in the middle of the room. I freak out of course, but then I hear a voice. "GO, HELP THE DRAGON REBORN." Who's gonna argue with a voice like that?

 

I step through the gateway, and as soon as I'm through, I'm dressed in the clothes of Randland, with a sword on my hip just outside of Tear. Oddly, I know how to channel and use the sword as if I had been doing both for years. I waste no time and finding Rand, and I'm able to meet him by having the Aiel tell him that I know of his trek through the night with a fevered Tam, and of the merchant woman he "met" on his way to Tear for the first time.

 

Of course, Rand is a little suspicious, even after his epiphany on DM, so I tell him that his story is told where I'm from, that's it's not finished yet, and what he did at the end of tGS. I tell him that I think the Creator brought me here to help and that I can channel and use the sword. Min has her viewings and confirms all of it.

 

The first thing I'd tell him is that there are things I know that are only for the persons ears that concern them. I'd fill him in on his link with Moridin, give him the dirty on Taim and the BT, and about the WT being whole again. I'd ask him if it was ok if I went and talked to Mat, Perrin, and Egwene because they need vital info and straightening out lol. I'd suggest that after I return he let me take Logain, (who could be in charge so he wouldn't whine), and some AS to take care of Taim. As I'm still not sure that Taim isn't Moridin, the goal would be to capture him, not kill him. Then I'd get permission to raid the storeroom below the Stone and find a couple angreal for Rand and me ;)

 

After that, I'd head straight away to Perrin, since he seems about ready to have a breakdown. I'd tell him that I know about the wolves and the wolfdream, and that I could find somebody to help him, but not who until after I'd talked to them. (Egwene)

 

Then off to Mat. After teasing him about being married (lol), I'd have him get his butt to Rand and tell him about his marriage to Fortuona so they could work out a plan of forming some kind of alliance with the Seanchan. I'd also make sure he didn't tell Rand anything about Moiraine, no sense getting his hopes up since I don't know how that part ends. :P And I'd tell him how to cheat in the ToG.

 

Now the hard part. I'd Travel to TV, go to the WT, and request an audience with Egwene. I'd say I come from the DR and suggest that they shield me so they'll relax and actually listen. I'd be respectful, calling her Mother and whatnot. When in Rome, right? I'd ask her to weave a ward against eavesdropping around us and bind me with air so I could talk to her one on one with the 13 other AS shielding me. I'd even offer to take a vow against lying on the OR if she promised to release me from it after I was done. I'd fill her in on what was really going on in the world, and ask her to teach Perrin about TAR. Then I'd tell her all about the BT and ask her to have a lot of AS help Logain and I take it. Huge circles to suppress any resistance from every side ;)

 

After that, back to Rand, pick up Logain, go take back the BT, capture Taim, leave Logain in charge of the BT, and back to Rand again. Oh, and I forgot to mention that I'd get permission from the others to tell Rand their "secrets" so I could fill him in completely.

 

 

There was much more detail in my head, but I think way faster than I can type lol. I hope no one thinks I'm crazy, it's just my job involves long periods of doing absolutely nothing and I have to pass the time somehow. :P

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@ Bowden: Nice! I'd thought of doing the whole "telling everyone what they need to know", but your version sounds so much better  ;)

 

Only one thing I'd add: you need to fit Lan in there somewhere. Someone has to tell him what's going on with the other armies so he (hopefully) doesn't end up dead. It would kill the series for me if he died - I'll never be able to reread it then..

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@ Bowden: Nice! I'd thought of doing the whole "telling everyone what they need to know", but your version sounds so much better  ;)

 

Only one thing I'd add: you need to fit Lan in there somewhere. Someone has to tell him what's going on with the other armies so he (hopefully) doesn't end up dead. It would kill the series for me if he died - I'll never be able to reread it then..

 

That's a good point 0.0  Omg, now I'm sad... there's always somebody cool dying off at the end of series like this...  ><

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I've always loved the idea of living in some sort of fantasy world, running around with Arthur and his Knights etc, but then I'm reminded about their lack of medicine progression and plumbing. Man, gotta have some plumbing! And showers! It's not like I'm a luxury freak, I love mud and getting my hands dirty, I just love being clean and being able to go to the loo and have a thorough wash afterwards. The thought of...not, is almost inconceivable!

 

:D ;D

 

Still, I'd love to be the second female warder behind Ms Silverbow, except I'd wield a sword and mow people down like wheat!!!!!!!!!!!  8)

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I'd go into the latrine business, what with all the armies marching around, it's gotta be booming at this point.

 

I'd also have 10 KNO3 + 3 S + 8 C → 2 K2CO3 + 3 K2SO4 + 6 CO2 + 5 N2 tatooed onto my arm so that I could use the, ahem, runoff from my business.

 

And I'd buy a little tool shop so that I could introduce Randland to the phrase

 

"The Creator might have made men, but Sam Colt made them equal."

 

Edit: Screw the One Power.

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This looks like a thread I would usually post in. Suprised I haven't. Okay here it goes.

 

 

I would make Rand and Perrin and Mat and Egwene and Nynaeve and Lan and Thom and Elayne and Fain and Moridin and Sammael and Suiain and Gawyn and Berelain and Amys and Aviendha and Tuon and Garth and Faile and Narg and Domon and Noal and Olver and Talames and Pedron and Uno and Gaul and Lioal and Elaida and Taim and Logain and Be'lal and Rhuarc and Suroth and Valan and Meiran and Weiramon and Kishman and Dashiva and Bashere and Naeff and Pevin and Dobraine and Eilse and Bethamin and Galina and Aram and Elyas and Hopper and Bela and Tam and Hurin and Liandrin and Joline and Teslyn and Old Cully and Kiruana and Tomas and Vandeane and Fedwin and Flinn and Setalle and Alise and Asunmwa and Basil Gill and Hightower and Sammeal mostly to do something different.

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This looks like a thread I would usually post in. Suprised I haven't. Okay here it goes.

 

 

I would make Rand and Perrin and Mat and Egwene and Nynaeve and Lan and Thom and Elayne and Fain and Moridin and Sammael and Suiain and Gawyn and Berelain and Amys and Aviendha and Tuon and Garth and Faile and Narg and Domon and Noal and Olver and Talames and Pedron and Uno and Gaul and Lioal and Elaida and Taim and Logain and Be'lal and Rhuarc and Suroth and Valan and Meiran and Weiramon and Kishman and Dashiva and Bashere and Naeff and Pevin and Dobraine and Eilse and Bethamin and Galina and Aram and Elyas and Hopper and Bela and Tam and Hurin and Liandrin and Joline and Teslyn and Old Cully and Kiruana and Tomas and Vandeane and Fedwin and Flinn and Setalle and Alise and Asunmwa and Basil Gill and Hightower and Sammeal mostly to do something different.

 

You forgot The Big Guy.

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