Honeymoon

[reyler]

You just need to find your inner chick.

 

Wait, The Little Mermaid isn't a chick flick just because the main character happens to be a chick!

[GrandpaG]

Are we there yet?

Still in the lead?

Never mind.

I'll go check for myself.

The bar mackerel taught me how to find the stats.

I don't remember, really...I have a bookmark.

[reyler]

*dips Gwampy in wax and sticks a piece of string in the top of his head*

[bad company]

*lights gramps and smokes him*

[reyler]

... You smoke candles?

[Barmacral]

My thoughts exactly.

[GrandpaG]

* smokes *

 

AAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.  ;D

 

* coughs *

* wakes up *

 

CRAP!  >:(

 

Somebody please tell me again what's so great about not smoking!?!

Two and a half years.

Bought lotsa neat toys with my cigarette money.

Still got more money but can't decide what toy to buy next.

Sure could buy lotsa smokes with that money.

Almost $6 a pack at WalMart...say it today.

Still...

 

CRAP!  >:(

 

Are we there yet?  ;D

[reyler]

You could buy yourself a 360 if you don't mind it breaking down in two months' time.

[bad company]

Or a Wii hasn't broken down yet

[reyler]

Those things are stupid.

[Moghedian]

Or are they?! :P

Meh, I prefer PCs..

[Barmacral]

Starcraft! Love that game.

[reyler]

*paints Barm's toenails bright pink and decorates them with panda stickers*

[GrandpaG]

* paints reyler's nose red and glues reindeer antlers onto her forehead *

OOOooopppsss...wrong season.  :-[

* sharpens reyler's fangs to a point and puts fake blood running down from both sides of her mouth *

[Ireond]

It's easy to tell it's fake blood, you know, when you put it right next to that real blood running down the sides of her mouth.

[Barmacral]

Ooooh *admires his pedicure*

[Ireond]

*paints Barm's toenails bright pink and decorates them with panda stickers*

 

  Now you're just pandaring to the audience. I find that unbearable.  The Koalaty of that comment is just terrible.

 

  Miss me much, reyler? Cause your aim should be improving...

[reyler]

The problem with those particular puns is that the second and third only serve to make you look stupid. I mean, on top of the noxious obnoxiousness that is inherent to puns.

[Toy and Minion]

I think there are too many xious's in the world.

[MsDanya]

Sageypoo!!

[Toy and Minion]

Miss!

[Toy and Minion]

Door!

[Ireond]

The problem with those particular puns is that the second and third only serve to make you look stupid. I mean, on top of the noxious obnoxiousness that is inherent to puns.

*blink* 

 

noxious obnoxiousness ad nausem?

[Toy and Minion]

Si

[reyler]

*pulls Toy's face off and slaps Reo with it*