What rhymes with Ed? aka Adella's catfight

[LilyElizabeth]

In honor of my good friend, the local leg humper, I thought we should try to think of things that rhyme with his name.

 

Red

Bed

Thread

Said

 

[Adella]

Okay Lily, I've held it in until now, but here at the BT Edward is MY bonded, you really need to take a step back and stop trying to sink your claws into every male that crosses your path.

[LilyElizabeth]

I really hate it when girls get all catty and possessive. Ed isn't allowed to have friends? Pfft. Grow up!

 

[Adella]

Right, me being the one who needs to grow up? I am only 18 and I know better than to encroach on another woman's territory. You are a grown woman who doesn't see the boundaries that are plain as day, right in front of your face!

[LilyElizabeth]

Geez, Adella, what crawled into your panties? We are just friends. I just happen to think he's fun to flirt with. No harm in that. Seriously!

 

[Adella]

Ptsh, right, says the little hussy who has a whole thread dedicated to men fawning over her legs. Mhmm, I'm sure!

[LilyElizabeth]

Yeah, and Ed was the first one to fawn. Don't blame me if he likes what he sees!

 

[Adella]

As if! You are really full of it, you know that?

[LilyElizabeth]

At least I'm not an overprotective, possessive woman who can't keep her man's eye from wandering!

 

[Adella]

I am trying to make my claim known so things like this DON'T happen! I don't know what makes you think you have the right to prance all over the internet like you own it, but, NEWSFLASH! YOU DON'T!

[LilyElizabeth]

I changed the name of the thread to suit your craziness. :P

 

I don't need to own it. Men come to ME, unlike some people who have to go out and find them! And then have to cling so tightly they smother the poor guy.

 

[Adella]

Throwing out a net and reeling the sorry souls in does NOT qualify as them coming to you, just fyi.

[LilyElizabeth]

Seriously, Adella? You have lost your freaking mind! Do you honestly think I could be interested in someone Ed's age? Like I said, we're just friends. I don't think this is about Ed at all. I think you're jealous because you don't have legs like mine. Don't worry. I'm used to it. *sigh*

 

[Adella]

You never know when the cougar will come out of hiding Lily, and I think I need to set up my traps for the mangy beast! Nothing to be jealous of there.

[LilyElizabeth]

Mangy? Seriously? Hon, you have no idea what you're talking about. It's not my fault if the young ones like me more than girls their own age. You should amp it up a bit, sweetie. It might help you attract a few.

 

Notice, I keep my Warder and my male bondeds without having to hang on so tight I choke the life out of them. Sheesh! You are a piece of work!

 

[Adella]

You know why they stick around?! Because you are the most "popular" woman to have around at the WT. Seriously, you give the rest of us Greens a horrible name!

 

You think so much of yourself, you can't see what is plain in front of your face! EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE A HUSSY! Come on Lily, wake up and smell the roses.. Or no, just keep on with your delusions of grandeur and let me keep laughing it up! :D

[LilyElizabeth]

Need some lessons, darling? I'd be happy to coach you. You MIGHT get somewhere after a few months of my teaching you.

 

[charis sedai]

Holy cow, you two.

 

Really? Number one, as if Ed needs the ego boost.

Number two, cut it out, okay? That's not classy. Not even a little bit. At least take it to PMs.

 

kthx

[LilyElizabeth]

Aw, but Charis! We were having so much fun! Sorry guys. We figured if you can't spam the BT, where can you spam? Thanks for putting up with us.  :-*

 

[Adella]

Haha, I really really hope it was a good read ;)

 

*drags Lily off to a closet to make it up to her*

[LilyElizabeth]

*does all sorts of hussy-like things to Adella*

 

Hey, Adella. I think Ed might enjoy this part more than the rest of the thread.  ;)

 

[Adella]

Well, this thread is a total ego boost to him.. But to knock him down a notch.. *enjoys the closet more with Lily than she does with Ed* ;D

[charis sedai]

bahahahaha. Poor little Monkey...

 

:-* for you two :)

[TheMasterDude]

ummm....no comment.

[LedZepMan]

Can i join you guys?