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these were in the Daily News (NYC) the other day and had to share em  :o ;D


#1 The Story  City chauffeur Joe Tiralosi dies- but not really. Doctors bring him back 45 mins without a heartbeat. " i was at the end, and now i'm back," he says, "u couldn't ask for a better ending."


  In other words The best thing about being ex-dead isn't being back alive, but having the exclusive rights to a story that hasn't been told in 2,009 years. Therefore, without further ado my friends, i say let the bidding begin. Do i hear $5 trillion? who will give me $5 trillion?


#2 The story Fire ravages part of California and one group of residents tells rescuers no thanks, we'll stick it out. A little while later they change their minds and beg for help. Problem is by then it's too dangerous. Says Fire Commander Mike Dietrich, "They may have to ride this one out."


  In other words After the fire passes, we'll send in our 2-man search team. It's a simple operation. One guy has a little wisk broom, the other a dustpan and a little baggie labeled " MORON"


maybe too morbid for some but i cracked up reading these  :D

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