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these are aparently from court records of the US

mayhaps time time to change lawyer?


    *  Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

    * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

    * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

    * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."


    *  Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"

    * Witness: "Yes."

    * Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

    * Witness: "I forget."

    * Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"


    *  Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"


    *  Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"


    * Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"


    * Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"


    * Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"


    *  Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"

    * Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."

    * Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

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