*point* *stare*

[chillimous]

Read it and weep, ladies and gentlemen, for the spammiest of spammers and the vilest of villains has returned to this site. Get your anal lube ready for some deep penetration, boys and girls.

[Zyrshnikashnu]

Shouldn't you be rotting in a shallow grave somewhere? I could've sworn those thugs were trustwor-- Nevermind.

[Tayol]

:shock:

 

and we paid them alot of money too

[chillimous]

I got a laptop, wireless internet and sat in my grave for a year playing final fantasy. It got me through well. Oh.. and porn.

[Tayol]

suppose that would keep me alive also

[HeroAndros]

Yeah...probably.

[Guest TheDemigod]

well ill be damned, its him!

[chillimous]

*slaps demi*

[Guest TheDemigod]

wow, ive beeen slapped by chillimous!

 

i feel honoured!

 

and burning!

 

IR BURNS!

 

AAAAGH!

[chillimous]

*washes the acid off his hand*

[Guest TheDemigod]

*bitch slaps chilli*

[chillimous]

*falls on the floor and sobs*

[Guest TheDemigod]

O_O

 

to be honest thats not exactly what i had expected

[chillimous]

Too much time with my hand, porn and ffxi.

[Guest TheDemigod]

I see, must've corrupted them brain cells of yours

[chillimous]

And taking pain.

[Guest TheDemigod]

that didnt make much sence

[chillimous]

Your existence is flawed.

[Guest TheDemigod]

so is your genitalia, tell us something we dont know!

[chillimous]

You're a poopy head.

[Guest TheDemigod]

its not my fault i was born like this!

[Zachary]

That's right. It's not his fault his mom smoked pot and drank beer during her pregnancy. She also did it during the birth. It was an odd birth. The mother had wanted all the possible fathers there to cut the cord, and there was much gnashing of teeth as ten black guys and a couple white guys tried to get our hands onto the scissors.

[Guest TheDemigod]

O_O

 

im scared and confused

[Tayol]

:shock:

 

thats a new one, yout normally just confused

[Guest TheDemigod]

yes, i know, but the explanation above made me shiver like a baby girl