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This falls under the umbrella, and I just plain thought we'd all get a kick out of it.  http://www.chorewars.com/

 

Make a party of adventurers, design adventures/chores and check them off as you complete them AD&D style.  Its good stuff!

 

Here is a list of my party's chores so far...

25 XP

Bath Time (kiddies)

 

    * medium constitution, medium dexterity, low charisma

    * between 5 and 20 gold pieces

    * 10% chance of treasure (Vial of Fancy Soap,Vial of Fancy Shampoo,Bath Fizz,Holy Scrubber of No-BO +2,Blessed soap of Clean Kids)

    * 40% chance of a wandering monster (Splashing Sweetiepies,Slimy Slinkers,Terrible Toddlers,Bottomless Drain,Slow Drain,Water Elemental of Scalding,Water Dragon,Water Elemental of Chilling)

 

 

25 XP

BBQ Party 4-5ppl

 

    * low strength, medium constitution, medium charisma, medium wisdom

    * between 15 and 20 gold pieces

    * 15% chance of treasure (Clay Spatula,Wooden Spatula,Stainless Spatula of Resistance +1,Titanium Spatula of High Heat +2,Grill Brush,Stainless Grill Brush of Cleanliness +1)

    * 30% chance of a wandering monster (Crazy Neighbor,Crazy Cat Lady,Crazed Cat,Feral Cat,Deranged Kid,Flare Up Balrog,Burnt Burgers,Heat Wave Behemoth)

 

 

60 XP

Cleaning the Bathroom

 

    * low strength, high constitution, medium dexterity

    * between 40 and 60 gold pieces

    * 50% chance of treasure (+2 Plastic Gauntlets of Protection,Sponge of Valor,2 Potions of Disinfectant,Toilet Brush of Destiny,2 Potions of Remove Scum,grout jewel,jeweled figurine of the bald St. Clean,porcelain altar,+1 toilet paper armor)

    * 80% chance of a wandering monster (yellow stain,crusty creature,scum serpent,grout gremlin,green slime,hair beast,shower ogre,Lurker Behind the Toilet,drain fiend,excremental,yellow and brown dragon,Assclogeous)

 

 

30 XP

Cooking Dinner

 

    * high dexterity, medium intelligence, high wisdom

    * between 20 and 25 gold pieces

    * 15% chance of treasure (Copper Pots,Stainless Spatula,Fiesta Cookware,Holy Tongs of grasping +2,Wooden Flatware,Ceramic Flatware,Silver Flatware of Beauty)

    * 20% chance of a wandering monster (Oven Rat,Malevolant Dragon of Burnt Food,Lettuce Lice,Salmonella,Mad Cow)

 

 

5 XP

Diaper Change

 

    * low constitution, low dexterity

    * up to 10 gold pieces

    * 20% chance of treasure (Diaper Genie Bottle,Basket of Good-smelling,Explosion resistant diaper,Diaper Cream,Shiny Pennies)

    * 80% chance of a wandering monster (Squirming Baby,Hands of Poo Playing,Runaway Toddler,Poo-flinging Monkey,Diaper Rash Goo,Brown Flan,Foul Flan,Marlboro,Wild Marlboro)

 

 

40 XP

Doing Laundry (1 person)

 

    * high constitution, medium dexterity, low intelligence, low wisdom

    * between 20 and 45 gold pieces

    * 33% chance of treasure (+1 Bounce sheet,Hamper of Holding,+2 detergent,copper lint trap,silver lint trap,+1 gold lint trap,3 silver hangers)

    * 60% chance of a wandering monster (dust bunny,lint gnome,fiery zipper,infernal stain (damn spot),laundry thief,ink elemental)

 

 

30 XP

Grocery-ing w/o kids

 

    * low strength, low constitution, medium charisma, medium intelligence

    * between 25 and 35 gold pieces

    * 55% chance of treasure (Toothless Bagger Smile,St. Ben'njerry's Pint of Upliftedness +2,Breath of Fresh Air,Conversation Skill +4,Lembas Bread,)

    * 45% chance of a wandering monster (Rainstorm of No Umbrella,Door Dinger,Knock-Kneed Buggy of the East,Fabled Broken Paper Bag from Eggs-at-the-bottom, )

 

 

50 XP

Grocery-ing with kids

 

    * high strength, medium constitution, low charisma, medium intelligence

    * between 50 and 80 gold pieces

    * 55% chance of treasure (Golden Sooper Buggy,Filled Bag of Plastika,Coldpop,Dual Naptime,+2 Cookies)

    * 45% chance of a wandering monster (Sleeping Baby,Eye of Haffa-Go Pahti,BrokeDown Horses,Hissy Fitter,The Tantrum of Shattered Ear Drums)

 

 

80 XP

Hard Warehousing

 

    * high strength, medium constitution, low charisma, medium intelligence, low wisdom

    * between 45 and 75 gold pieces

    * 50% chance of treasure (Hearty Handshake of Goodjob,Backbelt of Heavy Lifting +3,Gripping Gauntlets +2,Copper Forks,Bronze Forks,Steel Forks,Titanium Forks,Mytrhil Forks,Lunchbox of Tasty Fulfillment)

    * 70% chance of a wandering monster (Wacky Boss of Washington,Wild Dragon,Wild Gryphon,Rabid Dragon,Rabid Gryphon,Feral Dragon,Feral Gryphon,Heatstroke of Humidity,Acidic Flan,Lead Elemental)

 

 

25 XP

Loading the Dishwasher

 

    * medium dexterity

    * between 10 and 20 gold pieces

    * 25% chance of treasure (+1 scrubber,golden scraper,Sponge of Valor)

    * 25% chance of a wandering monster (crusty creature,scullion ghoul)

 

 

25 XP

Making Lunch

 

    * medium constitution, high dexterity, medium wisdom

    * 10 gold pieces

    * 10% chance of treasure (Heavenly Spatula of the Asiatic Church)

    * 20% chance of a wandering monster (Oven Rat,Burning Dragon's Breath,Grill Monkey,Mad Cow)

 

 

15 XP

Minor Child Mess Removal

 

    * low strength, low dexterity

    * 10 gold pieces

    * 10% chance of treasure (Basket of Ever-Holding,Tupperware Storage,Bins of Overflowing,Storage Racking of Long Lasting)

    * 60% chance of a wandering monster (Upset Toddler,Tired Rugrat,Angered Ankle-biter,Mired Munchkin,Yowling Youngin')

 

 

20 XP

Paying Rent

 

    * low dexterity, high intelligence, low wisdom

    * between 20 and 35 gold pieces

    * 25% chance of treasure (ring of shelter)

    * 25% chance of a wandering monster (checkbook gnome,late fee ogres,Fiend of the Baynk-a-cownt Abyss)

 

 

10 XP

Paying Utility Bills

 

    * low dexterity, high intelligence, low wisdom

    * between 10 and 20 gold pieces

    * 20% chance of treasure (wand of electricity,3 potions of holy water,ring of remove garbage)

    * 25% chance of a wandering monster (checkbook gnomes,minion of Onlyn Servuss-C'harj,Fiend of the Baynk-a-cownt Abyss)

 

 

25 XP

Putting the kids to bed

 

    * medium charisma, medium wisdom

    * between 5 and 15 gold pieces

    * 65% chance of treasure (Ruby Kiss of NyteNyte,Breath of Fresh Air,+1 Hour Alone)

    * 40% chance of a wandering monster (Milk Moor,Eternal Pottier,Escaped Blanket of Darkness,The Baby-waker)

 

 

10 XP

Unloading the Dishwasher

 

    * low dexterity, low intelligence

    * up to 10 gold pieces

    * 10% chance of treasure (+1 dish rag)

    * 20% chance of a wandering monster (crusty creature,phantom waterspot)

 

 

45 XP

Vacuuming

 

    * low strength, medium constitution, medium dexterity, low intelligence

    * between 30 and 60 gold pieces

    * 33% chance of treasure (Phylactery of St. Orick,+3 vacuum,bag of holding,)

    * 50% chance of a wandering monster (dust bunny,stubborn detritus,carpet snarl,shag dragon)

 

 

30 XP

Washing Dishes By Hand

 

    * low constitution, medium dexterity

    * between 10 and 20 gold pieces

    * 33% chance of treasure (Sponge of Valor,+1 Dish Rag,+1 Scrubber,golden scraper,Holy Dish Rack of St. Ajax)

    * 50% chance of a wandering monster (crusty creature,scullion ghoul,drain fiend )