Miller

[damane]

*holds Tayol back down and continues giving him Mouth2Mouth*

[Tayol]

wohoo!!

[damane]

*feigns horror* it doesn't seem to be working.*continues giving mouth2mouth*

[Tayol]

*dies*

[Salaas]

You know ironically enough this reminded me of a funny survey that was carried out.

 

After 14 minutes with a person giving you CPR after a heart attack your chances or survival are below 3%

 

Ironically if someone calls the ambulance as soon as you get the heartattack it takes them 14 minutes to arrive, assess and begin to dephribilate you.

[damane]

whatever...*continues giving Tayol mouth2mouth*

[damane]

i'm going to keep giving Tayol mouth2mouth forever if that's what it takes

[Dunbar]

*two months later*

 

he's starting to rot! : (

[Tayol]

*is the size of a balloon*

[damane]

okay, i stop now. *spits and gags*

[Dunbar]

i think it's for the best

[Tayol]

*flys across the room*

[damane]

now that's funny

[Tayol]

*hits a wall*

[damane]

*watches Tayol's body slide down the wall*

[Hayl3y]

*opens a gateway to a black hole under Tay's body*

[Demandred Valerius]

*watches the wall be obliterated in the process*

 

oh just great... you destroy the wall i hang my painting on...

[Dunbar]

how sexy!

[damane]

i'm staying outta this one

[Tayol]

*falls through*

[damane]

*waves bye to Tayol*

[Demandred Valerius]

*pushes dam in too*

[Dunbar]

ooh, burn!

[damane]

*climbs back outta the hole*

[Demandred Valerius]

oh no you dont your not clean yet

 

*uses a broom handle to poke you back in*