Just a Silly Game

[Arie]

This game is super easy! 

 

You start with a Silly Question, and the person posting next gives a Silly Answer.

 

Ei: 

Person 1: Do chickens have computers?
Person 2: Yes and they use them to invent stuffs that can halp them cross the road.

 

And they ask a question for the next person! Easy peasy!

 

So, I have this burning question.... 

 

How easy is it to cook a chicken with a grenade?

Edited April 3, 2021 by Arie

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

Not as easy as playing hockey with a monkey. 
 

Can you play chess in a molten volcano? 

[Arie]

Not without a blowtorch.

 

What happens when you combine a sword with a fluffy cloud?

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

An Atomic explosion. 
 

What happens when you put chicken feet on a Trolloc?

[Arie]

There is an aria.

 

 

How tall is a greyman?

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

6 eels tall and 1 eel wide. 
 

What happens when you give cereal to a Myrddral?

Edited April 3, 2021 by Asha'man Shar'aman

[Arie]

Unicorn Poop.

 

 

Is there a meaning to the word oiuasdfkasen?

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

Yes. You’ve been channeling a bit too much saidin.

 

What happens when you drink with the Dark One?

[Arie]

The Owls turn into bears and then they hunt down black cats.

 

What time is it in Tar'Aran'Rhoid?

[Lavandula]

Lavatime obviously..it's always lavatime

 

How many trolocs do you need to unscrew a lighbulb in the white tower main hall?

[Arie]

One, that is the size of a tea cup.

 

How many could a nargbert narg if a nargbert could narg narg?

[Lavandula]

Hm...i don't know... Probably about 5 pink feathers two fishbones, and a hottub with rum..

 

How many pink feathers do you need for a whole jewelry set to the dark one? 

[SableSage]

13! To decorate the strings on his Chosen.

 

What kind of cake can you make with Belfire?

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

A chocolate and cherry flavored warp in time. 
 

What does the Creator eat for lunch?

[SableSage]

Whatever it is, he washes it down with saidin.

 

How does an eyeless Myrdraal cross the road?

[Illian Tear]

They move the road under them.

 

When does the Wheel not become a wheel.

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

When the Dark One gets out of bed. 
 

What happens when you mix saidin and vodka together?

[elteryon]

Stone Dogs kiss.

 

Why did Santa go to Tear?

[SableSage]

To wrap a Present which is not a Present. 

 

What does a Tuatha'an sing in karaoke? 

[VooDooNut]

Karaoke is often verbal abuse to the audience, so I doubt the Tuatha'an would include it in The Way of The Leaf. ?

 

When you turn around have you made a square?

Edited December 20, 2021 by VooDooNut
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[elteryon]

Only Cadsuane with all her sharp edges.

 

If a gleeman steals your coins will you still save the world?

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

On 12/22/2021 at 5:30 PM, elteryon said:

Only Cadsuane with all her sharp edges.

 

If a gleeman steals your coins will you still save the world?

Depends on if I have a letter of rights.

 

If I save the world, will I still be poor? 

[elteryon]

The world doesn't care, your money is gone.

 

Can you find a ribbon in a dark room?

[Asha'man Shar'aman]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:59 PM, elteryon said:

The world doesn't care, your money is gone.

 

Can you find a ribbon in a dark room?

Only if you use Ba’alzamon’s black robe. 
 

Can I channel to find good Internet?

[Arie]

Sure, but your bandwidth is measured in quacks.

 

Can I magically be given ... like, 200 points for taking a nap?