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I don't hang out with the Yellows often enough (that wasn't a joke; it was a statement).

 

Other people donate blood all the time. The one time I tried, they just hounded me with questions like "whose blood is this?" and "where'd you get a bucket of blood?"

 

Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what can I get you?"

The first chemist responds, "I'd like some H2O."

The second chemist says, "I'd like some H2- wait a minute, we aren't at work. I'll have a beer, thanks."

The first chemist mutters to himself, "darn it, my assassination plot failed."

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What do you get if you leave a skeleton on  a sunbed? Skele-Tan

 

Why do vampires avoid Applebees on Tuesdays? It's stake night!

 

What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries

 

Why do most monsters have low IQs? They were too ghoul for school

 

Knock, knock - Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!

 

Hey oh! Love the internet for some things haha Like leaving you all with funny, lame jokes 😉

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Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing.

 

If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.

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Love these, and my kids are going to love them even more. 😄 

(i don't tell jokes... well, PG safe ones, anyway. >.>)

 

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NOT appropriate. You are warned..... >.>

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*Lava reads headline* 👀

Oh god how are we even (dm) related😝 

 

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!

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Oh @Arie....how I fell in love with you just now! I have a pretty morbid sense of humor...that and I love bathroom humor, and dirty jokes too. I guess my brain stayed 12.

 

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Hehe. I fully admit to be a terrible person. Things like CAH the game often has double meanings to me. 😉 (or more)

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3 hours ago, Arie said:

Hehe. I fully admit to be a terrible person. Things like CAH the game often has double meanings to me. 😉 (or more)

 

You and I would have a BLAST with CAH. This is me...

 

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I wonder if there is an online version of that game....

 

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On 10/30/2020 at 2:44 PM, Phaedra said:

 

I wonder if there is an online version of that game....

 

There is. My son and daughter play online with friends. 

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35 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I tell jokes that aren't appropriate for this forum 😛 

This is also accurate. 

 

 

Good to see you back, Nyna. ❤️

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