Taymist - Club Leader Posted September 1 Thanks for that! My tea just went all over the keyboard lol. I'm very partial to.... no, now that's enough! You're a bad influence. I've been very well behaved recently!! *best disapproving AS face* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanion - Member Posted September 1 Wait... you? Well behaved..? ...how much have I missed in my absence?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lavandula - Member Posted September 1 Ooo I see a party! I'll be a very nice little newbie and go quietly back to the aspirants quarters if someone (coughs vanion) sends over, oh I don't know, like three big bottles of the bestest of the best scotch.. *smiles sweetly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanion - Member Posted September 1 Woah now... this is MY scotch, and I'm not sharing! *Clutches his bottles of scotch like a kid with a favorite toy* MINE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lavandula - Member Posted September 1 (edited) It's only like..four bottles..? Edited September 1 by Lavandula Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanion - Member Posted September 1 But... if I give one to you, it sets a dangerous precedent! Before you know it, everyone will want my scotch! And then I will have to kill them all! With swords! And knives! And maybe a rock! Do you want that? All those deaths on your conscious? Can you handle that?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liitha - Member Posted September 1 *steels some scotch while Van is busy hangling with the newbie* *hands Tay a new cup of tea* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanion - Member Posted September 1 *tackles Liitha and takes back his scotch, then hangs her from a coat hook* Bad Liitha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lavandula - Member Posted September 1 If your gonna be difficult about it and play dirty..fine.. *snivels, lower lip quivering, bringing forth mighty big crocodile tears...* uuuuwaaaah waaaah!!!! *looking around for a leader of some sort* vanion's not playing nice, look what he did too lii!!! *points at lee* newbie utterly in shock! *nods* I mean..it might help with some sort of compensation *blink blink* just a little...like say..5 bottles of scotch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liitha - Member Posted September 1 Hey now, pelts Vanion with waterbaloons containing red paint. It's not nice not to share... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanion - Member Posted September 1 *grabs the source and throws up a wall of air to stop the paint balloons, then grins* Everyone always seems to forget that I'm not just a Warder, but also the past leader of the Black Tower lol *Runs off laughing, reveling in his insanity. Snatching up his scotch with threads of air, they float along after him as the air shimmers and rotates into a gateway that he hops through quickly before it snaps shut behind him* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liitha - Member Posted September 1 Get back your rascal, that's cheating..*wanders off to rumage through the red's cabinets for something to quench the first insteas* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taymist - Club Leader Posted September 1 *channels open the special cupboard behind her chaise longue* What would you like? I have dark rum, spiced rum, white rum... ummm... most varieties of single malt.... some Jameson's, a few (20) bottles of Baileys, some Glayva... *thinks* might be some vodka in there. Just keep sticky mitts off my Balvenie Doublewood. *sips tea* Perfect thankee muchly. 16 hours ago, Vanion said: Wait... you? Well behaved..? ...how much have I missed in my absence?! Normally I would say all of this *indicates self* but in this instance I'm going to suggest "lots plus Elgee". Because I'm not stupid. Also, I owe you a twap whenever you return for that piece of insolence. *donates 10 bottles of Johnny Walker to Lav* Enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elgee - Club Leader Posted September 1 3 minutes ago, Taymist said: *channels open the special cupboard behind her chaise longue* What would you like? I have dark rum, spiced rum, white rum... ummm... most varieties of single malt.... some Jameson's, a few (20) bottles of Baileys, some Glayva... *thinks* might be some vodka in there. Just keep sticky mitts off my Balvenie Doublewood. *sips tea* Perfect thankee muchly. Normally I would say all of this *indicates self* but in this instance I'm going to suggest "lots plus Elgee". Because I'm not stupid. Also, I owe you a twap whenever you return for that piece of insolence. *donates 10 bottles of Johnny Walker to Lav* Enjoy. There's a reason why you're my favourite. Also .... giving alcohol to aspies? Tut Tut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elgee - Club Leader Posted September 1 20 hours ago, Vanion said: I has the disappoint... ROFL!!! Serves you right. I've been so lonely without you here. And now I've given myself an earworm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taymist - Club Leader Posted September 1 1 minute ago, Elgee said: There's a reason why you're my favourite. *Records that for posterity* 1 minute ago, Elgee said: Also .... giving alcohol to aspies? Tut Tut. I said they were bottles of Johnny Walker, not what was actually in them. Shhh. It's Schloer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lavandula - Member Posted September 1 *Tay takes such good care of lava, lava❤️ tay* oooo it's quality! but offcours, it's only so we have something to serve Elgee when visiting giving beautiful plants to aspies *nods* uhuum...wormies like good whisky too! *blinks innocently* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lavandula - Member Posted September 1 Schloer yuck! I.. I mean Elgee and wormie will surely taste the difference.. *Lava takes back heart* mumble mumble no aspie party mumble mumble greedy, mumble mumble vanion's fault... *pouting* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilyElizabeth - Club Leader Posted September 1 It's always Vanion's fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taymist - Club Leader Posted September 1 23 minutes ago, LilyElizabeth said: It's always Vanion's fault. Unless it's Kyn's fault. That happens sometimes too! *shakes head at Lava in disappointment* You lot really need to acquaint yourselves with the phrase "discretion is the better part of valour" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanion - Member Posted September 1 *pops out of a gateway and grabs Elgee, throwing her over his shoulder* Sorry, forgot something else that was mine. Also, impressionable aspies should probably stay out of the vicinity of Elgee's room for the next 24 to 46 hours... at least. ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liitha - Member Posted September 1 Looks curious..long time since was aspire and decides it doesn't apply to her..Looks at Tay "wanna come?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taymist - Club Leader Posted September 2 Certainly not! I have enough ideas in my own head without getting any more. Plus, after all this time, Mumsy needs her privacy *noddity nod* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liitha - Member Posted September 2 Oh blah guess your right just fun to pic on Van, *sits down to watch you sow instead* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elgee - Club Leader Posted September 2 I think she called you a pig, Tay ... *grins over Van's shoulder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites