Mother's Skirts Tavern

[Lavandula - Member]

Ewww.. Rand whiny Mc whiny no thank's, I rather take my chances with the unpredictable and impulsive one, if that is my choises.

There will however be NO kiddies!!!! Lavas roomdoor is securely locked:

 

*place favourite filleting knife under pillow*

Edited October 31, 2020 by Lavandula

[Elgee - Club Leader]

On 10/30/2020 at 11:14 PM, Lavandula said:

send a man to you and he will plow snow, move heavy objects and even wash and vacume the whole house and it's all free! I was like what?!?!? For reals? Why didn't I hear of this??? But ofcourse there was a catch you can't choose to have them only part time, so you'll be stuck with them, and have to provide a bed and everything..so I'm thinking about it we do have the couch, also we bought this snow mattress for our dog (it's basically same as a dog mattress just better color options and half the price!) and she loves it so that is a possibility too..

 

Oh right! I've heard of that. I think it's called a husband.

[Lavandula - Member]

Right?

[Ryrin - Club Leader]

I have one! It’s not that easy.

[StarRisk - Patron Supporter]

I am one, yer right haha

[Ryrin - Club Leader]

2 hours ago, StarRisk said:

I am one, yer right haha

LOL!

[Lavandula - Member]

What seem to be the problem, husbands don't like sleeping with the dog? Cause I have it on good authority that they do..hollywood says so.. 🤔

[StarRisk - Patron Supporter]

depends...who's more attractive? oooooooooooh snap....jk jk don't kill me. Too much apple cider.

 

We are the dogs. The dog sleeps with us when its in trouble haha

[Lavandula - Member]

*looks at black sircles under eyes* probably the dog? Unless it is in an inapropriate manner, then I would say my frying pan..

And where does dog sleep when not in trouble?

Edited November 3, 2020 by Lavandula

[Zander? - Member]

On 10/29/2020 at 1:12 PM, Elgee said:

 

*cough* ... *eyes the pg-13 sign challengingly*

 

What the heck does PG 13 mean????

 

This sounds like some sorta rule prohibiting me from walking into places in just my underwear and a cowboy hat!!!!!

[Zander? - Member]

On 11/1/2020 at 10:12 AM, Elgee said:

 

Oh right! I've heard of that. I think it's called a husband.

 

Husband: Noun: 

 

Definition: No longer ever allowed to be right even when he is. Also must do whatever he's told regardless of the absurdity and danger of the task.

 

Example: Wife: "Husband can you clean off the roof?"

 

Husband: "There's a damn hurricane going on outside honey!"

 

Wife: "You'd said you do it last week.  Did I tell you my mother called and I was thinking on inviting my mother to come stay with us for a week, maybe next week..."

 

Husband in hospital for 2 months after being blown 100 feet off of roof during hurricane and breaking both his legs.

 

 

[Hayl3y - Member]

2 hours ago, Zander? said:

 

What the heck does PG 13 mean????

 

This sounds like some sorta rule prohibiting me from walking into places in just my underwear and a cowboy hat!!!!!

 

I think that is still ok under the PG 13 rules 😂

 

Long time to see @Zander? *grins*

I was Chaelca/ Chae in the past, do you remember our Evil League of Evil

 

[Lavandula - Member]

6 hours ago, Zander? said:

 

Husband: Noun: 

 

Definition: No longer ever allowed to be right even when he is. Also must do whatever he's told regardless of the absurdity and danger of the task.

 

Example: Wife: "Husband can you clean off the roof?"

 

Husband: "There's a damn hurricane going on outside honey!"

 

Wife: "You'd said you do it last week.  Did I tell you my mother called and I was thinking on inviting my mother to come stay with us for a week, maybe next week..."

 

Husband in hospital for 2 months after being blown 100 feet off of roof during hurricane and breaking both his legs.

 

 

See zander gets it! *nods* applications is to be sent to Me'arearths. 

4 hours ago, Hayl3y said:

 

I think that is still ok under the PG 13 rules 😂

 

Long time to see @Zander? *grins*

I was Chaelca/ Chae in the past, do you remember our Evil League of Evil

 

Yeah..I don't see a problem..can't people even sit in their underwear in their own living rooms anymore? 😝

[Zander? - Member]

On 11/3/2020 at 4:10 AM, Hayl3y said:

 

I think that is still ok under the PG 13 rules 😂

 

Long time to see @Zander? *grins*

I was Chaelca/ Chae in the past, do you remember our Evil League of Evil

 

 

Chae ?!?!??!?? 

 

Omg how the heck ya been mom?!?!?!?!?! 

 

How's Pop and the fam doing?!?!?!?! 

 

Tell my favorite Viking I said hello!!!!! 

[Lavandula - Member]

Sees promessing developement.. Zander and hayl3y teaming up... 😈

 

 

[Hayl3y - Member]

😂

Pop's doing all fine, Son. He's sending you big beardy smooches 🤣

We took a small break to recover from life and such lol

[Liitha - Club Leader]

I smell a good story do tell

[Lavandula - Member]

Yoooohooo y'all!!!!!!! Who's up to naughty stuff?????

[LilyElizabeth - Club Leader]

I wish!

[Lavandula - Member]

Me too! Lol we're just watching a movie, the holydate. Cuddling with dog..

Edited November 7, 2020 by Lavandula

[Zander? - Member]

On 11/6/2020 at 7:30 AM, Lavandula said:

Sees promessing developement.. Zander and hayl3y teaming up... 😈

 

On 11/6/2020 at 7:30 AM, Lavandula said:

Sees promessing developement.. Zander and hayl3y teaming up... 😈

 

 

 

Actually we're usually tormenting each other as much as teaming up.. lolololol 

Edited November 8, 2020 by Zander?

[Elgee - Club Leader]

On 11/3/2020 at 7:30 AM, Zander? said:

This sounds like some sorta rule prohibiting me from walking into places in just my underwear and a cowboy hat!!!!!

 

.... we're supposed to wear underwear?? 😵😒

[Zander? - Member]

On 11/8/2020 at 7:18 AM, Elgee said:

 

.... we're supposed to wear underwear?? 😵😒

 

Welp when in Rome...

 

*streaks thru the White Tower screaming Mother said its ok!!!!!*

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain - Member]

Oh my...

 

 

[Robert Laurel - Member]

I have an open RP posted. Stop by and join in. Room for all.