Mother's Skirts Tavern

[_Kynwric_]

*HELP WANTED - Bartender*

[U4ea]

Wait, you have the qualifications to hire a bartender? 

[_Kynwric_]

9 minutes ago, U4ea said:

Wait, you have the qualifications to hire a bartender? 

 

Umm, yes?

[U4ea]

O.o

[_Kynwric_]

Pours beer and makes whiskey neat? Anything else is a bonus...

[Ryrin]

Pub food?

 

Has Mother's seen this?

 

[_Kynwric_]

4 minutes ago, Ryrin said:

Pub food?

 

Has Mother's seen this?

 

 

 

[Elgee]

[Elgee]

20 hours ago, Ryrin said:

Pub food?

 

[Elgee]

[Ryrin]

Oh, my!!!

 

Warders, food, and ice tea. What more could a green desire?

[LilyElizabeth]

I love the name of the tavern! It's looking good in here. If there were a bartender, I'm in the mood for a glass of dry white wine. *Looks around for wine bottles*

[haycraftd]

Lily, here you go:

 

 

If I may join you all?  

 

 

It's a very nice name for our new tavern.  

[Ryrin]

Hey!!! You found us! Pull up a chair.

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain]

(Wanders in and nods approvingly.)

 

This is very nice. I do like the set up.

 

(Takes a seat.)

 

I'll take a glass of whatever you are serving.

[JamesBrown]

I may have been drinking too much.

 

Am I see a floating cat? Someone please tell me you see it too.

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain]

(Takes a sip and looks at cat.)

 

I see it too. It must be our own resident floating cat.

[LilyElizabeth]

Thank you haycraftd. I'm so sorry and embarrassed that I've forgotten your name. I am glad, however, that you found the wine. It's perfect!

[haycraftd]

Why thanks, Lily!  This one I actually captured in a skirmish with the Seanchan in Altara while I was still fighting under Lord Mat.  Weird, remembering it all--we won the Last Battle only a few months ago.  Seems like ages, doesn't it?  I was skilled with a sword before I came here, but during the grim battle I saw I was no match for a Warder, and so after we won, I decided to join up--if I made sure to bring bottles and bottles of wine and a cup of dice with me.  A soldier likes his things.

 

But my name's Dan.

[Ryrin]

Hi all! I’m over here dying of the heat.

[_Kynwric_]

On 7/20/2019 at 9:59 PM, JamesBrown said:

I may have been drinking too much.

 

Am I see a floating cat? Someone please tell me you see it too.

 

You live in a tower full of witches, and a floating cat is what makes you decide you might be drinking too much? I mean, it's not even the top 10 of weirdest shit I've seen around here. 

[JamesBrown]

1 hour ago, _Kynwric_ said:

 

You live in a tower full of witches, and a floating cat is what makes you decide you might be drinking too much? I mean, it's not even the top 10 of weirdest shit I've seen around here. 

 

Fair point.

 

Although in my defense, whenever there's some channeling going on, it's always accompanied by the smoothing of skirts and loud sniffing.

[Elgee]

That's just sinus problems.

 

And YOU try wearing skirt! The damn things are awkward. They keep clinging to your pantaloons.

[_Kynwric_]

On 7/23/2019 at 2:13 PM, JamesBrown said:

 

Fair point.

 

Although in my defense, whenever there's some channeling going on, it's always accompanied by the smoothing of skirts and loud sniffing.

 

Cat hissing while flying = smoothing of skirts and loud sniffing

Mumsy, pants are also inconvenient. 

Edited July 25, 2019 by _Kynwric_

[LilyElizabeth]

How do you feel about a kilt?