Brown Ajah Chocolate Week - Valentines Day Riddles

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Welcome to the Brown Ajah's Valentines edition Chocolate Week!

 

I'll be posting Valentines Day riddles and awarding cupcakes, the official coin of the event, to whoever gives the correct response first

 

Happy Valentine's Day, Merry Chocolate Week, and Good Luck to all!

 

the cuppycake tally:

 

Illian Tear - 1

Nicana - 1

James Brown - 2

Rhea - 2

Jivenrah Sedai - 1

Ithillian Turambar - 5

Elaevia - 1

thehumantrashcan - 3-1/2

Edited February 17, 2018 by Mrs. Cindy Gill

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

For our opening ceremony riddle:

 

Which one of Santa's reindeer may we see on Valentine's Day?

[Illian Tear]

Cupid?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Just now, Illian Tear said:

Cupid?

Correct!

 

you win a cuppycake!

 

I'll update the OP and post another riddle  

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, Lola. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Lola seven apples. Why?

[nicana]

An apple a day keeps the doctor a way.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

1 minute ago, nicana said:

An apple a day keeps the doctor a way.

Very good!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Ok maybe that was too difficult. Here's an easier one (and if anyone has a guess for the one above, shout it out any time)

 

What flowers are kissable?

[JamesBrown]

Tulips

 

(Two lips)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Yay James!

 

reminds me of one of the first naughty jokes I heard in high school.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

What fastens two people yet touches only one?

[blank]

1 hour ago, JamesBrown said:

Tulips

 

(Two lips)

I would have never have got that!

[Rhea]

5 hours ago, Mrs. Cindy Gill said:

What fastens two people yet touches only one?

Wedding ring?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

1 hour ago, Rhea said:

Wedding ring?

Yes! A cuppycake for you!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Here's  a silly one

 

What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?

[Jivenrah Sedai]

19 minutes ago, Mrs. Cindy Gill said:

Here's  a silly one

 

What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?

An onion ring?

[Ryrin]

2 hours ago, Jivenrah Sedai said:

An onion ring?

 

I think that’s it!!

[thehumantrashcan]

That's what I was going to say.

[Rhea]

On 2/11/2018 at 12:48 PM, Mrs. Cindy Gill said:

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

 

I think I know this one...is it the King of Hearts?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

9 hours ago, Jivenrah Sedai said:

An onion ring?

 

Correct!

 

1 hour ago, Rhea said:

 

I think I know this one...is it the King of Hearts?

 

Very good!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?

[Rhea]

22 minutes ago, Mrs. Cindy Gill said:

Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?

diamond?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

2 hours ago, Rhea said:

diamond?

close...

[JamesBrown]

This feels like cheating after Rhea's guess...

 

A diamond ring.