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Why Wyoming? There ain't nothing here but gun toting rednecks and bears.

 

Not the most easily swayed demographic

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When the rise of the sun creates a million diamond sparkles

And the breeze slices your skin with icy razor blades,

May the deep stillness of peace accompany you

As you ascend to your fate.

 

At the top of this frost covered world, sweat streaking your brow,

The answers you seek shall be found.

Steel your nerves to the precipice below

And pray your body will comply with your vow.

 

The journey down is something else, completely at ease yet balancing on the knife,

Exercise never felt so divine

This boundless peace you've found

Allows no room for strife.

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I swear I thought this thread was something else, and I was ready with my sentence completions......I admit to being disappointed.

Verbal! I have missed you! So have my babies. I think they would enjoy some ewok.

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Well, I suppose this solves some of my problems. Don't need to work to earn money to buy food. Do you know how much money and time is spend in considering, purchasing, preparing, and consuming food, especially if you are trying to be health conscious?

 

(Considers the possibilities of her new existence. A faint smile appearing as she considers where to strike first.)

 

If I was to be turned, I am happy that it was by you. Thank you.

I totally understand you. In my case I would rather hire a cook though.

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Thanks for sharing Shad. I read the article. Apparently he had to be drunk as it was the only way the aliens could send him back in time.

 

But if he is warning us about them, why did they send him back? Or am I missing something?

 

That's what I thought too.

 

Why Wyoming? There ain't nothing here but gun toting rednecks and bears.

 

Not the most easily swayed demographic

 

The article also referred to another event that has apparently happened recently: Yellowstone has had quite a long earthquake swarm, apparently, which has been going for over three months, though it is now slowing down.

 

You worried yet?

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Perhaps he is one of them.

 

Would explain the anal probe.

I got one, too!
FTFY Edited by LedZepMan

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Either there will be evacuations......or I'll go up like the 4th of July.

 

Don't worry, I will remember you.

 

...If it doesn't kill me too here in Europe.

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The rules of this site prohibit me from completing this sentence ;-)

 

seeing as how before i posted this appeared immediately below a thread titled "THE ULTIMATE BASTARD SHOWDOWN", it seems DM has already done it for you.

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Perhaps he is one of them.

 

Would explain the anal probe.

I got one, too!
FTFY

 

 

That was already kinda the joke, bro.  hehe

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