This is the kind of crap I talk with my bondeds when I'm over tired
So today I tried to make Tzatziki. How hard can it be? I make my own Raita all the time, which is the same thing, just Indian instead of Greek. Except this time, I decide to follow the recipe. WRONG! Never trust those idiots who tell you stuff like "salt the cucumber to draw out the water. you won't have to rinse it, because the liquid will get rid of the salt anyway." Even after a 100 rinses, the cucumber is STILL inedible
Anyhoo, this conversation ensues with my one bonded (who'd been subjected to my rant about moronic recipe makers):
Elgee: i'll think of you while i'm lying on the couch having a cup of tea and reading book 5 *angel face*
Poor Bonded: you do that, tzatziki girl.
Elgee: i should have named my Red Hoa that - i always think of that word when i see the book Red's name. which i can never remember, except that it also has lots of t's and z's ... lol
"so what's your name?"
"Tzatziki - it'd old Tongue for "yoghurt and cucumber dip with dill, garlic and lemon"
"and here's my Warder, Humus"
"but i affectionately call him Chick Pea"
Poor Bonded: he's the brother of Fungus. Also known as Tator Head
Elgee: naah ... his brother is Dolmades. He has a weird fascination with fig leaves