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There is no graceful way to eat spaghetti.




spigots or caudrens  

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  1. 1. spigots or caudrens

    • spigots
    • caudrens
    • pie spoon
    • washer woman. shaped washer.

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That's exactly what I thought to myself as I was eating my dinner tonight, there is no graceful way to eat spaghetti. And, you know, it's true. Now matter how much you cut and twirl it, you're sill going to end up with noodles hanging out of your mouth that you're going to have to slurp up. See? Where's the grace in that? That's right, it's non-existent.


I try to be graceful, but it's really difficult when you're only 5'2 and curvy. It sometimes seems that you have to be tall and slender to pull off grace. So, sadly, I will never be a Grace Kelly of Lauren Bacall. But a girl can pretend, right? I'm rather good at pretending, and I've always loved a castle in the sky.


I can't believe how horribly jaded I sound tonight. It's so embarrassing. But, truth be told, I am a little down this evening. I received an invitation for a friends baby shower today, and while I am honestly excited for her and for the prospect of shopping for her, I can't help but feel a little sad. Why? Because, honestly, I want a child of my own. But it isn't solely that that has me down tonight. It's really a combination of things. But, I won't go into that. I know I've bogged you down enough with with my petty problems.


You know what? I'm not going to worry about all of this. What good is it going to do? I'll tell you, it isn't going to do crap. So there. Take that insecurity. You have met you match.


I'm sorry for throwing all of this on you, whoever you are. But, don't they always say that it's better to get things out then to keep them in? Which makes me wonder, just who are "they" and why do they give random, if good advice? There, I've given you something to think about.


Thanks for reading, you're a dear.


Cutely Causing Chaos,




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