Yes, I am a cooking idiot. This will be helpful.

Lol ... well you can be my guinea pig!

With chinese dipping sauce.

Yummy.

Made yellow rice with raisins. Yum.  Spilled the turmeric, the cinnamon and the sugar.  Doggies ate up spills.

Brave dogs ... lol

Please tell me you don't braai guinea pigs. They do in some places in South America.

I'm not sure we have guinea pigs here. But if we do, we'll certainly braai it. We braai EVERYthing.

I don't think you have them either.

Idiots need more ideas for cooking.

will post more later! Green bean stew :)