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Reasons Aliens Should Be Afraid Of Us


Ryrin

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25.   Humans expose themselves to lethal radiation from their star as part of their mating ritual.

 

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24.  Humans can project biochemical weapons from almost every orifice.

 

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23. Removing limbs will not incapacitate humans, you must remove the head.

 

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22.  Human decorate themselves by piercing their flesh and hanging metal from the wounds.  (I love doing this)

 

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21.  Humans eat the unborn offspring of their prey and call them “eggs.”

 

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20. Their response to natural disasters is to rebuild their dwellings right in their original locations.

 

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19. They char the corpses of their prey before eating them.

 

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18. Their offspring spend a significant portion of their early years in simulators that teach them how to kill.

 

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17. Under stress, they automatically produce a combat drug that reduces pain and reaction time as well as increases their strength.

 

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16.  When content, they bare the bony protrusions that they use to tear apart their prey.

 

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15. In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.

 

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14. Humans can create more humans with minimal outside assistance.

 

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13. In combat, humans view mutually assured destruction as an acceptable outcome.

 

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12. They replenish themselves by devouring the flesh of other creatures to fuel complex chemical reactions in their body.

 

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11.  They breed their predators into creatures and keep them at home for the amusement of their offspring.

 

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10. Humans have too many bony protrusions in their jaws, so they use metal rods to align them.

 

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9. Humans can detect you in low light conditions by sensing atmospheric vibrations.

 

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8. For entertainment, they slide down jagged terrain at subzero temperatures.

 

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7. Humans kill their prey and wear their skins to show status.

 

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6. They enjoy watching other humans die.

 

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5.  Their bodies have a highly developed cooling system that allows them to stalk their prey to exhaustion

 

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4. Humans drink the most potent solvent on their planet in large quantities.

 

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3. They have redundant organs.

 

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2.  Humans will, for the most part, eat anything, and if it doesn’t taste good, they will use highly toxic substances to add flavor.

 

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1. Humans bites can be extremely infectious and even fatal.

 

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16.  When content, they bare the bony protrusions that they use to tear apart their prey.

 

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15. In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.

 

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14. Humans can create more humans with minimal outside assistance.

 

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 this guy is so cute...^^^^^^  like the tongue....  :laugh::smile: 

 

humans can breed every year, from age 14 (yeah, too young in our culture but not in others :sad: ) to the age of 44 (for easy math).  So theoretically a female of the species could have a whopping 30 kids. :ohmy: Though I think the highest count now is 19 :ohmy::smile: as long as they have enough money, space, food, etc.  So you can probably see the dilemma we would have if every woman had 30 kids in her lifetime... :ohmy:

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