Two Truths and a Lie

[Ryrin]

Two Truths and a Lie Game - One player states three things about himself/herself, two of which are true and one of which is a lie. The other players have to guess which is the lie. The player who guesses correctly first takes the next turn.

 

1. I was blonde as a very little girl.

2. I was a history major at one time.

3. My favorite color is orange.

[Shad_]

Option 3 is the most generic, so probably that.

[Sunrise Lord]

1 and 3 are true, 2 is false.

[Ryrin]

#3 is the lie.

 

Your turn, Shad.

 

Hugs, Sunny.

[Daruya]

Oooh, fun!

[Shad_]

I spent five years in the U.S. Army from 2003-2008 and was honorably discharged as a sergeant (E5).

 

During this time, I:

 

1) Was deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan

2) Showed up to work whenever I felt like it and rarely attended formations

3) Spied on people's phone calls for the NSA

[Millon]

#1 is the lie because the other two just sound too funny and random to not be true. lol

[Shad_]

Haha, bingo. I never left the states.

[Ryrin]

Ok, Mills, your turn.

[Millon]

1. When i was 9 years old I was a published author in a nature magazine.

 

2. I have broken my nose 4 times and straightened it myself twice without pain killers.

 

3. I have (consciously) eaten a spider.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

All of these could be true to be honest but I vote #3

[Millon]

damn you Fin. Damn you straight to H E double hockey sticks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and by that I mean you are correct

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

All right. Here goes.

 

1. When I was a young child my mother made me wear my sisters tights in winter to keep warm.

2. I have won an amateur badminton tournament.

3. I can blow air out of the tear ducts in my eyes.

[Millon]

#2 is the lie. I really really REALLY hope it's a lie because I'll never let you live down the tights. ever. The eye thing would be a super cool human trick. 

[Taborline]

I hope 3 is the lie.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

I wore the tights when I was about 4 mills :) just like my childhood hero, Robin Hood!

 

#2 is indeed, the lie.

[Kaylee]

*waits for Mills to post his three*

[Ryrin]

Mills?

[Millon]

Whoop! Sorry! Craaaaaaazy day at work.

 

1. Nearly lost an eye playing pool by sneezing and nearly impaling my head on the top of the cue.

 

2. I can hide 78 cents in my belly button when I suck in my gut. 2 quarters, a nickel, 3 pennies and two dimes. 

 

3. Once fishing I had the hook get stuck in the back of my neck from an.....inexperienced cast. 

[Daruya]

My guess is that # 2 is the lie

[Millon]

INCORRECT!

[Daruya]

Which makes me wonder HOW you figured out the exact amount and coin denomination . . . trial and error or just an accident? LOL!

[Taborline]

1 is the lie.

[Millon]

Incorrect again!! I win! Yayyyyyyyy.

 

There were..................herbs.....involved Dar. Herbs.............and a lot of time on my hands

 

 

The pool cue happened at a bachelor party. I was more using the cue as a balancing device after much too much imbibery. The more sad ending of that story ended at a strip club after. Where a....performer.....errrr, retrieved a tip in a creative way. When she saw my blood filled eye of death she cringed in revulsion, daintily removed her uhhhh tip with her fingers, stood up and walked off with half her song left over. Humiliating and hilarious at the same time. 

[Millon]

And, after THAT embarrassment I will be calling it a weekend. Won't be back til Monday so don't wait on me. Have a good and safe weekend e'erybody! Hope you all still have all your fingers after the weekend!

 

'MURICA!!