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ok i was asked to do a Wheel of Time quiz, and seeing as how i'm on book four and dont want spoilers this is gonna be a little different folks.  

 

so listen up! especially you BT people with all your rule breaking and whatnot. 

 

 

 

here's how it goes. i'll pose a question and you have to reply with a WoT character or species or terminology as an answer, for instance: 

Q: who's the two rivers hot dog eating champion? 

 

A: Mat!   

 

Q: what's the best thing to use to oil your wagon?
 

A: trolloc oil

 

 

you MUST preface your answer with either BT or WT, whichever one you belong to. the best answer (i.e. funniest, inventive) gets the point (and yes i am judge and jury). ONE point will be awarded per question. 

 

 

 

alright you all set? 

 

 

BT POINT TOTAL: 2

 

WT POINT TOTAL: 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

first question: 

 

What is the penalty for driving your cart too fast in Andor? 

Edited by Cross

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The penalty for operation ones cart at excessive speeds is to be chained to a chair and forced to listen to Valan Luca declaim his marvelous show for three hours. Most prisoners die after an hour and half. Due to this law, nobody within the confines of the exterior boundary of Andor have gotten within 5 mph of the posted speed limit in 6 fortnights.

Edited by LedZepMan

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I have no idea how to beat that. lol But I´ll try.

 

The penalty for operating for driving your cart too fast is to be lectured by a group of women - Lini, Laras, Sorilea and Cadsuane. I promise you, you will never drive too fast again.

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Why are you bald Elayne? I like to drive really fast :biggrin:

 

Really though, the Andorian walk of atonement past all the local women's councils whilst they sniff in your general direction with their arms folded.

Edited by Turin Turambar

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BT one point, and turin for the win mostly because i love the idea of a bunch of women scoffing with disdain. 

 

 

NEXT QUESTION: 

 

 

 

What is Mat's most hated chore in the world?

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His Highness the Prince of the Ravens detests milking his da's cows.

Edited by LedZepMan

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His Highness the Prince of the Ravens detests milking his da's cows.

Awesome. And true.

 

BT

 

Mat also hates mending his clothes so he is super careful not to get them dirty or torn.

 

:unsure:

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Bt again with ribbon tester cuz seriously. awesome

 

 

 

QUESTION:

What nicknames does Moiraine have for Elayne, Nyn, and Egwene?

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Elayne - Strawberry-haired spoiled brat

Egwene - Mother Pretend-to-be-humble brat

Nynaeve - Man-stealing brat

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man this was a hard one, between brats and worst mistake ever (though the marysue bit was pretty funny) but anyone calling egwene a brat wins points from me. so adella this time!

 

 

 

annnd the quiz is closed 

 

BT 2

WT 1

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Oh Drat I missed the last one. I had a fair set too.

 

Elayne: pretty prat

Egwene: jumped up inn keepers daughter

Nyn: Mrs. Mandragoran :lan:

 

Well played everyone. Thanks for hosting Cross.

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